unimpressedcats:

This is my dumbass Oliver. I found him in a dumpster when he was 5 weeks old. He is really sweet, but probably the dumbest cat I have ever met.

unimpressedcats:

This is my dumbass Oliver. I found him in a dumpster when he was 5 weeks old. He is really sweet, but probably the dumbest cat I have ever met.

dutchster:

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"


say neigh to drugs

dutchster:

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

say neigh to drugs

tastefullyoffensive:

[deathbulge]

artichokehold:

pokemon dont have a prom they have a pokeball

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

lulz-time:

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jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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rwbyrambler:

literally the entirety of cats in a single picture

rwbyrambler:

literally the entirety of cats in a single picture

daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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zero-101:

#Mephisto #thunderbolts #marvel #comics #perfectpanel

zero-101:

#Mephisto #thunderbolts #marvel #comics #perfectpanel